Hey John, thanks for touching on a news story the sports world covered when it happened a month and half ago. The Yankees did a shitty thing and the exposure is welcome. Kudos to you for the subversive premium seating ticket giveaway, too. But we've got a problem here, man. For some reason you took an unreasoned and factually inaccurate detour in your rant to call A-Rod a bunch of names.
"This is, this is, after all, a team that does things like blow $275 million on A-Rod. A man who poses for photos like this one [picture of A-Rod luxuriating in the cool ocean breeze] 'Ahoy there, Ahoy there, asshole.' It's like that scene from Titanic except this time you're actively rooting for the sea."
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