Jordan Foisy
An Apology to all the Landlords I’ve Ever Had
As I look for a new apartment in a city without affordable rent, I offer this confession for my housing sins.
I Hadn't Seen My Addict Father in Years—Then I Ran Into Him on the Street
I spotted my dad hanging out in a sketchy alley in my hometown. He didn't even recognize me when I introduced myself.
I Saw the Future of Cannabis and It’s a Wellness Dystopia
I ventured into the heart of Big Weed for a two-day cannabis expo, and found lots to be worried about.
What Everyone Does When They're Bored at Work
When you’re bored and underpaid, sometimes taking a long dump is the only respite.
What I Learned About Canada and Justin Trudeau From Last Night’s ‘The Simpsons’
It wasn’t a bad skewering of the prime minister but we’re still the land of liberal American wish fulfillment.
What I Learned at the 'Debate' Between Jordan Peterson and Slavoj Žižek
Žižek was less a cognizant thinker and more a pathological sacred cow tipper while Peterson was a bard for the reactionary elite and emo as hell.
Now That I Know the World is Doomed, Should I Get Into Advertising?
I’ve marched for climate change. I’ve read Naomi Klein. What else can I do?
Just For Laughs' SiriusXM Deal Is Screwing Over Canadian Comedians
Howie Mandel is taking food out of the mouths of comedians. It’s not funny!
Jeremy Piven's Standup Made Me Quit My Comedy Job
The former ‘Entourage’ star has been accused of sexual misconduct by eight women, but my former employer had no problem giving him a stage to perform on.
What I Learned About Doug Ford From His Original Campaign Song
It’s telling that the Toronto composer behind “For the People” didn’t want their name attached to it.
All the Bonkers, Evil Shit I Saw at a Wealth Expo Featuring Sylvester Stallone
I was sad because this cult of money shit works. Then Pitbull showed up.