Success

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  • Success Sucks

    Young dudes have a fantasy that someday they might get famous, and if they do they’ll have all sorts of money and get tons of tail. As someone who once flirted with fame, I want to let all of you young men know that it’s completely true. Except you...

  • How To Make Your Shitty Indie Band Successful

    Because you don't work for success, it's a birth born rite.

  • I Learned How to Stop Being a Loser and Start Winning

    I learned this invaluable knowledge at a three-day event featuring two of the motivational business industry’s heaviest hitters: deep-voiced celebrity life coach Tony Robbins and toupee-wearing Obama-botherer Donald Trump.

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  • Booze Monday

    Barney Sumner used to drink far too fucking much.

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