Volume 11 Issue 3
Frenching The Disabled
My job until recently consisted of washing, feeding, and caring for various teenagers with physical and mental disabilities.
Big Brother Is Watching
I have had some fucked up jobs in my time, but have now, most definitely, reached an all time low.
Ungrateful Dead
Yes, I'm a funeral director. That doesn't mean that I stand there in a jacket and skirt at someone's wake comforting the bereaved family. Nope.
Pretty In Pink
I dj and perform with DAMN, am a music consultant, produce, remix, and edit material for fashion wankers and corporate winkies alike and I co promote the Bang Gang with my good friends.
Lapdancers Unite
If you ask any of the girls working down at Melbourne strip joint Spearmint Rhino how they feel about getting paid to wave their pink bits at people, most will tell you they're getting a pretty sweet deal.
Garage Goes Eskimo
Before Dizzee Rascal got signed and became the emo-hipster's poster child of the year, he was a struggling East London garage MC.